20
Jan
11

Two-and-a-half pigs out of three recommend The Oldest Stone in the World

That’s right. In a recent survey of the Three Little Pigs, two-and-a-half of them said they recommend The Oldest Stone in the World (Amsterdam Press) to future home builders.

The First Little PiggieThe First Little Piggie said:

I built my second house out of copies of Holmes’s newest book. The book is solid. The Big Bad Wolf, he huffed and he puffed, but he couldn’t blow down the house that Holmes built.

The Second Little PiggieThe Second Little Piggie said of The Oldest Stone in the World:

I too built my second home from Holmes’ newest collection of poems. The poems are so strong that the Big Bad Wolf gave up on his huffin’ and puffin’ and just started reading the book. He read it over and over. He was blown away.

The Third Little PiggieThe Third Little Piggie said:

If I hadn’t already built my house of bricks, I surely would have used Holmes’ book.

It has a solid foundation. It’s a force that can’t be reckoned with.

So there you have it. Two-and-a-half out of three pigs enjoy Tom Holmes’ The Oldest Stone in the World.

The Big Bad WolfWhen asked to comment, the Big Bad Wolf said:

It changed my ways. It made me reconsider my own existence. My own wolfhood. Because of Holmes’ poems, I will be a better wolf to all pigs throughout the world.

Two-and-a-half pigs and one wolf can’t be wrong. Order your copy of The Oldest Stone in the World today. Order now. Order here.//


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


The Cave (Winner of The Bitter Oleander Press Library of Poetry Book Award for 2013.)

The Cave

Poems for an Empty Church

Poems for an Empty Church

The Oldest Stone in the World

The Oldest Stone in the Wolrd

Henri, Sophie, & The Hieratic Head of Ezra Pound: Poems Blasted from the Vortex

Henri, Sophie, & The Hieratic Head of Ezra Pound: Poems Blasted from the Vortex

Pre-Dew Poems

Pre-Dew Poems

Negative Time

Negative Time

After Malagueña

After Malagueña

Enter your email address to subscribe to The Line Break and receive email notifications of new posts.

Join 2,813 other followers

January 2011
M T W T F S S
« Dec   Feb »
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31  

Archives

The Line Break Tweets


%d bloggers like this: